What Can I Say? He's Quotable!

I can confidently say I am married to the most quotable person on the planet. Here are a few verbal gems, compliments of ze Matthew Rodriguez.

"Nothing on HBO is good after dark."

"He's out like a lamp."

"You look like that one girl from that movie where her brother is marrying her high school nemesis, but you look like she did when she was dorky with the bangs and the glasses... minus the braces." (He is talking about You Again in regards to my reader glasses and crazy bed head.)

"It's not the man of the house, it's the woman of the house. Every woman wears the pants in the relationship."

P.S. I am starting the very first A Random Thing Or Two-sday (ARTOT) linky tomorrow! Get your stupid facts and randomness ready to share!