A Random Thing Or Two-sday

I like to boss Matt around in my Sofia Vergara voice

And then he makes me laugh in his "gay photographer" voice

Blazer: H&M. Blouse: LOFT (similar). Belt: LOFT (similar). Denim trousers: LOFT. Bangles: LOFT (similar). Shoes: Jessica Simpson (similar). Lips: NARS Funny Face.

1) I can't stand Toms. Which is weird, because I live in flats. It's not that I think they're ugly or anything, it is because this random guy I used to work with only wore them to tell everyone how cool he was. Weird, right? I pretty much wanted to punch him in the face every time he opened his mouth. Too much violence right there? When I say I want to punch someone in the face, it's more for the funny mental picture that runs across my mind resembling a Tom & Jerry cartoon scene.

2) @UberFacts "Smiling helps boost the immune system.The body relaxes and is better able to fight off the flu and colds." Note to self: smile constantly during flu season.

3) If you found this post entertaining, then you will definitely get a kick out of this.

4) I am obsessed with Luke. Obsessed. To the point where I can't even handle putting him down for a nap. I just love him so much! Instead, I stick him in the Moby wrap so he can be by me at all times of the day. I'll be kicking myself for that one when he refuses to be put down. Perhaps I will justify this situation by noting that "fruits spoils, babies don't". Yep, that rationalization works for this mama.

5)  Do you like funny cat videos? I found this gem the other day and was literally crying with charlie horses in my stomach from laughing so hard. The most glorious 28 seconds I have ever beheld. 

6) I have this theory that Vanna White and Pat Sajak are frenemies. We're talking about Wheel of Fortune here if you didn't pick up on that one yet. He always teases her and she always has that "I am looking happy because it's my job, but I really want to scream" smile on her face. That, or they are secret lovers.

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