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2.15.2012

First World Blogger Problems

Button-up: H&M (similar). Skinnies: Paige Denim. Oxfords: Steve Madden (similar). Readers: Vintage (similar). Bangles: LOFT (similar).

This html code is way too confusing.
Not taking sponsors till December 2014?! Rats.
I don't have an iPhone, therefore I can''t showcase all of my would-be cool Instagram collages.
How do I get my husband to wear bowties?
I lost a follower. Lame.
Blogger is temporarily unavailable? Oh my gosh, this is so dumb. I need to check my dashboard!
Blogger is still not up and running!? It's been 3 hours. Are the technicians at Google on some company vacation? Probably.
Why can't I work for Google?
It's been 2 days since I posted {insert elevated heart rate and panic} Must. Get. To. Computer. Now.
Why won't this stupid thing let me leave a comment?
This word verification box is giving me a headache.
I should probably do something productive, like pay my bills, but I am too preoccupied with blog stalking.
Oh my gosh, I need those shoes. And that blazer, but I already spent my shopping money this month.
My husband is going to kill me when he finds out I bought another pair of shoes.
I want that Michael Kors watch, but I don't have an extra $350 because I already spent it on shoes.
How do these people afford this crap?!
Photoshop isn't working.
I need more memory on my Mac. I have too many photos uploaded.
The lighting in this room is ruining my pictures.
How dare you suggest I use a flash!
I wore such a cute outfit today and didn't get any pictures! Ugh. Wasted outfit.
My husband forgot to mention one of my buttons was undone while taking my outfit pictures (anyone catch that?)
My husband is gone on business. Who is going to take my outfit pictures?
My photobucket bandwidth has exceeded its monthly allowance. Crap.
Picnik is closing!?! Nooooo. My ~~blogging~~ life is over.

Labels: fashion, funny, my style

26 Comments:

At February 15, 2012 at 8:39 AM , Amira said...: HAAAA, yes, yes and yes! I can relate with almost all of them :-) I DESPISE having to prove I'm not a robot.
At February 15, 2012 at 9:13 AM , Unknown said...: I loved this and can totally identify with everything--and I think twitter just makes it worse and reinforces my lack of popularity lol

And how do so many people afford such amazing clothes?

And you forgot the self doubt or maybe you don't get it of do you think they'll get that I'm trying to be funny or is this post good enough or will I ever get there?
At February 15, 2012 at 9:40 AM , Alyx said...: Hehhehehehehe every. single. one. So true!
At February 15, 2012 at 9:46 AM , Anonymous said...: I frequently ask myself how people afford the cute clothes that I know cost oodles of money. *sigh*
At February 15, 2012 at 9:51 AM , Jessica Holly said...: Oh this is so perfect.
At February 15, 2012 at 10:00 AM , Brandi said...: This definitely made my day....I have had a handful of these thoughts run through my mind EVERYDAY!! seriously...why can't I leave a comment on some blogs? brandi....stop spending money? oh but I need that wallet! I've been looking for one!! you do not need those boots! oh..but those are the ones that I've wanted for years and they're on sale! ugggggg.... thanks for the post.

run-style-run.blogspot.com
oh...and i just put in the search word "tulle skirt" on ebay and looked through the selection!! it wasn't expensive either...like $20!
At February 15, 2012 at 10:26 AM , Unknown said...: this is great! definitely made me laugh out loud! :)

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At February 15, 2012 at 10:46 AM , Jenna said...: haha, I love this - and they're all so true!

Who is blocked out until December 2014!? Rockstar Diaries maybe? I looove that blog - and her husband wears bow ties :)

xxx
Jenna
At February 15, 2012 at 10:47 AM , Andy said...: You are funny. Also, I hate when you a lose a follower. Those jerks.
At February 15, 2012 at 11:44 AM , Kimberly said...: omg this is hilarious and oh so true! I couldn't stop laughing plus I'm at work so I just look like a weirdo laughing at the computer screen. really cute outfit love the glasses!

http://kc-citystyle.blogspot.com/
At February 15, 2012 at 12:01 PM , MissKait said...: awweee this is a great post.
i love the flats and that flannel is great

xo katlin
kaitgirl
At February 15, 2012 at 1:27 PM , Unknown said...: seriously cute post. I feel your pain!
At February 15, 2012 at 2:53 PM , Melu103 said...: hahaha omg i agree
high five girl! the one i am mostly concerned about is
the last one .. i am really having a heart attack over it ...

PICNIK DONT GO </3

xoxo
MELINA ♥
www.onlyaflightaway.blogspot.com
At February 15, 2012 at 2:56 PM , Kira said...: Why won't this stupid thing let me leave a comment?

That one gets me all the time now. For some reason I have to switch from Firefox to Safari to get a comment box to show up on a ton of blogs (yours included). I can't figure it out!
At February 15, 2012 at 4:13 PM , Alexandrа said...: Lol))) It's really funny!))

By the way, great look, I like your shirt so much!)

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At February 15, 2012 at 4:58 PM , JustPatience said...: OMG, this is the funniest thing ever. These are all so true and all apply to me also.

Patience
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At February 15, 2012 at 5:06 PM , Jessica said...: You look amazing. The shirt and the skinny jeans look great.
At February 15, 2012 at 8:35 PM , christine donee said...: so. true.

tears of sadness when I lose a follower. for real.
At February 15, 2012 at 9:51 PM , {EnLove With Life} said...: This post is spot on! I absolutely love it. Every one of those is genius! "Wasted outfit" -- so true!
At February 16, 2012 at 1:59 AM , Anonymous said...: I feel your pain. Why does everyone else have an endless supply of money and awesome outfits?

I love your glasses though :)

Say x
eighteenthofmay.blogspot.com
At February 17, 2012 at 8:01 AM , Annie said...: Gahh - reading all that gives me anxiety! But you look super cute - love that blue gingham and those adorable shoes :)

Annie
The Other Side of Gray
At February 17, 2012 at 6:48 PM , Midnight Cowgirl said...: True that.
At February 19, 2012 at 8:56 PM , kellichristinecase said...: BEEEEEAAAAAUUUUUUTIFUL!!!!!
At February 21, 2012 at 2:12 PM , dreamsandjourney said...: Oh man... it's like you're in my brain or something! hahahaha... ALL of them gave me a good laugh -I'm not alone (phew!) Thanks for sharing! Just came across your blog... enjoying it!
At October 4, 2012 at 5:36 PM , Angie | Pandaphilia.com said...: ahahaha these are so funny and true story! i like the sequence and progression too. you have such humour writing talent

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At February 27, 2013 at 8:55 AM , Vicente said...: Be prepared with questions you'd like to ask your dentist or hygienist.
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