A Random Thing Or Two-sday

Wifey Tee: c/o ILY Couture

Necklace: c/o ILY Couture

Pants: similar

Shoes: similar

Hat: similar

Bracelet: similar

1. This look right here is what I call the ultimate date outfit, especially in light of Father's Day coming up. Just in case anyone is mistaken about our relationship, my tee should ward off any assuming females. I mean, a guy with modeling skills as demonstrated below is practically a walking aphrodisiac, and those hips do not lie. Sorry ladies, he's aaaaallll mine.

2. Fact: In Switzerland, it is illegal to own only one guinea pig because they are prone to loneliness. They even have guinea pig rental companies to keep their furry buddies happy.

3. I truly have the worst ADD (ADHD? Is ADD even a thing anymore?). It took me a whole 20 minutes to even click the button to create this post because I ended up catching up on other people's posts in my Blogger feed. Before I knew it, I was sifting through my shopping cart at some random store but decided against rash online shopping at night. Note to self: never shop online at night. It is done in a somewhat hazy and mostly impulsive wave of delirium, and never quite makes sense in the morning (And I don't even drink! Could you imagine what that shopping experience would look like with a couple glasses of wine? One word: YIKES.)

4. Last night I was holding Wes up so he could stand next to Luke. He had the biggest grin on his face just staring at his big brother, and then Luke came up to him and Wes wrapped his arms around Luke. I don't know if little babies can give intentional hugs like that, but I swear on everything that he meant every squeeze of that hug. You should've seen it. They were both squealing and giggling with so much joy. Those are the moments that make me out of my mind happy. I love our little family so much.

5. Would you rather lose your ability to speak or both of your hands for the duration of one month?



(These impressions are going to be a regular appearance in the weekly ARTOT roundups from now on. Heck, maybe we should even get him his own fashion blogger satire blog. I definitely think there is a hole in the market for one, right?)