A Random Thing Or Two-sday

Beachwear// Sweater & Pants: LOFT. Sandals: c/o Jellypop Shoes. Shades: Anthropologie.

1) I am in fact the most immature twenty-something I know. Matt and I like to go to this site and listen to the various pronunciations of the most inappropriate words we can think of. It's like an instructional version of that game where you take turns yelling specific parts of the reproductive system. You know which game I'm talking about.

2) Fact: According to a U.S. census, over 150 million hot dogs are consumed by Americans on the 4th of July (source). Huzzah for BBQ! Also, the Declaration of Independence was actually signed on August 2nd, 1776, although the document was officially drafted and independence declared on July 2. So why July 4th? It was the day the good ole' boys in charge of creating America that selected the official holiday to be on July 4th. God bless America (source)!

3) The time has come to discuss the Spice Girls. For starters, I was a die-hard fan and still am. I am currently and randomly watching Spice World. You can bet your bottom dollar my iTunes playlist includes their greatest hits. If you wanna be my lova... Actually, if you were a child of the 90's like myself you were sure to have played Spice Girls dress up at slumber parties, at least 3 times. At least. I was always Sporty Spice. It was lame because I always wanted to be Baby Spice, but then again, who didn't? I couldn't be Scary Spice, AKA Mel B., because, well, I am not black. Although, I always wished I could be. Her assertiveness and craziness was awesome. My second runner-up was Ginger Spice. Meh. I kind of love how nobody paid any attention to Posh Spice and now VB is superstar famous. Oh, the things David Beckham can do for one's career. Which Spice Girl were you?

4) There are few things more gratifying than flossing after eating corn on the cob.

5) Would you rather let a firecracker explode in your hand or have 50 packs of Pop-Its thrown at your feet simultaneously?