America, Cast Your Votes

Many pregnant moons ago when I had nothing better to do than waste gobs of time on dumb internet sites and no crying baby, I created the above masterpiece. The culprit was a nifty little place on the interwebs called morphthing.com. I highly recommend it to the procrastinating group who struggle with ADD related problems (cough, Youtube, cough) and insist that their fantastical love child with Brad Pitt would be the most beautiful creature to ever grace the planet.

Every person wants to know what their unborn child will look like. I probably obsessed over it a little too much, obviously. Who even makes diagrams of what their child has the potential to look like? This crazy bird.  Someone told me there was a legitimate disorder out there about compulsively obsessing over your baby being ugly. Now that I think about it, I am pretty sure 60% of the time it is true every time (name that movie even though that isn't the exact quote, and you get 1 million points). Exactly, it makes no sense.

Anyway, we decided the left one was the most attractive, the middle one looked like a member of The Backstreet Boys and/or N'Sync, and the right one looked like a girl. Now that we have the Lukester to compare to what the Mighty Morphthing had to say, let's make this official and take a vote. It's good practice for the coming Presidential election later this year, and clearly just as important.

Does Luke look most like:
Left picture?
Middle picture?
Right picture?
You done lost yo mind, mama.
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