Loaded Sarcasm

You can all just start calling me Sybil or Eve, because I feel like I have approximately five different personalities lately. One moment I'm completely depressed and wallow in self pity. Within the next ten minutes I feel like I could climb Mt. Kilimanjaro, I get so pumped and motivated! Then the OCD mood sets in, mixed with a little bit of ADD, which leaves me with OACDDD...boy, is that overwhelming. Are you confused yet? Yeah, me too. Clearly, my sarcastic side is surfacing at the moment.

What's a pregnant lady to do with all of these insane mood swings? 

Doodle. That's right. I doodle my frustrations out. Or in the professional psychological realm, I am using the kinetic system of drawing. You know, the "draw me a picture of your family and how you feel" mumbo-jumbo. Here goes nothing...

This is me depressed. Yes, that is a gallon of Dreyer's ice cream. I eat my feelings, so shoot me.

Here you will see me conquering Mt. Kilimanjaro, whilst making crafts, baking, winning a Nobel Peace Prize, and looking cute. I know all of us ladies aspire to be like this (and I tip my hat to those of you that do). But let's just face the truth that a lot of us end up in this next situation...

I'd like to make an introduction...OCD, meet ADD. Oh, you two don't really get along? Like oil and water you say? Woops. Clearly we can all see it ends in WTE...what the eff?

And this is me being my best sarcastic self, red lips and all.

Thanks for letting me rant, lovelies. Sometimes it's just necessary to be silly.

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